Drug testing

5 Tips To Keep Happy... Even In Wartime

The world is going downhill faster than an Olympic skier. Terrorists lurk around every corner. Climate change will soon melt the tundra and turn Iowa into a desert. Frankenstein foods are flooding the market, cleverly masquerading as innocent potatoes and beets.

And everybody is planning a war.

Sadam wants to unleash unspeakable biological evils. George Bush II wants to unleash unimaginable military might. Germany and France want to just unleash. North Korea ... need I say more? India and Pakistan want to run a nuclear relay race, and worst of all we won't even know who the good guys and bad guys are supposed to be. And I know why my Israeli friend moved back to New Jersey.

Just when we thought it was safe to sit back and take comfort in knowing exactly how bad things are, some fool has to come up with five tips to keep our spirits up in uncertain times. And that fool is me. So here are the tips:

  • Count your blessings. We have so much to be grateful for. Iraq's dime store missiles cannot hit anywhere too important (defined more specifically as "where I live"). Then, of course, there is all the "stuff" we have, like the flush toilet (I would not want to have lived 500 years ago!) and the remote control. We can be grateful for all the variety, such as 32 flavors of ice cream on every corner and at least a dozen flavors of tooth floss. We can count our education, our knowledge and our opportunities. And we have soooo much more freedom than our ancestors. Geez, with all these blessings to count, it gets hard to enjoy living in terror of the big, bad world.

  • Smile at a stranger. If the world shows us a threatening face, why not paint that face with smiles to make it less threatening. Let's face it, if I smile at you, you'll smile back. The more I smile, the more people will smile at me. The more you smile, the more people will smile at you. If everybody follows my advice, at least dentists will be too busy to fear world events.

  • Learn a new skill. Imagine the sense of accomplishment and the power of mastering a new skill. Like mesquite cooking. Like whittling. Like pterodactyl breeding. Oh well, two out of three. And if you learn that skill in a classroom setting, full of other energized new-skill-masterers, you get the bonus of seeing that positive face of the world, complete with smiles and busy dentists.

  • Study history. Bad things happen. Good things happen. That's history. Today will one day be history that somebody reads about. So don't sweat it. (Editor's note: If nobody is left to read about it, scratch this tip.)

  • Volunteer. One of the scariest things about the world today is not just that it seems to be going downhill, but that we feel powerless to stop it. Worse still, politicians and diplomats are in charge. But we CAN take control and send the world uphill right in our own neighborhood. We can help the local animal shelter. We can work at the food bank. (That's my personal favorite, and NO you do NOT get free samples.) We can help little old ladies across the street. We can make a difference right in our own communities where the politicians and diplomats won't interrupt.

    Sorry about those five tips. If you wish to ignore them and return to the regularly-scheduled misery-wallowing, please go ahead. After all, in wartime nobody really wants to be happy, do they?

    About The Author

    David Leonhardt is the Happy Guy, even in wartime (he hopes!) and author of "Climb your Stairway to Heaven: the 9 habits of maximum happiness". Sign up for your free "Daily Dose of Happiness" at http://www.TheHappyGuy.com/daily-happiness-free-ezine.html or visit the Self-actualization Resource Center at http://www.TheHappyGuycom/self-actualization-articles.html


    limousine service Barnhill ...
    In The News:

    NASA launched a spacecraft Tuesday night on a mission to smash into an asteroid and test whether it would be possible to knock a space rock off course if one were to threaten Earth. The DART spacecraft, short for Double Asteroid Redirection Test, lifted off from Vandenberg Space Force Base atop a SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket.
    The federal government is embarking on a new attempt to explain the unexplainable.
    NASA's Double Asteroid Redirection Test (DART) mission, the world's first planetary defense test mission, is scheduled to launch early Wednesday morning.
    The historic November 2021 partial lunar eclipse stunned viewers around the world on Thursday night.
    A partial lunar eclipse will take place on Thursday night and into early Friday.
    A prosthetic-tailed dolphin named Winter that starred in the "Dolphin Tale" movies died Thursday evening at a Florida aquarium despite life-saving efforts to treat a gastrointestinal abnormality, aquarium officials said.
    Four astronauts returned to Earth on Monday, riding home with SpaceX to end a 200-day space station mission that began last spring.
    If you don’t want to believe tech companies at face value, take your privacy into your own hands
    A U.S. survey of astronomers puts the search for extraterrestrial life at the top of their to-do list for the next 10 years.
    National Aeronautics and Space Administration's (NASA) Hubble Space Telescope is in safe mode yet again.
    Climate change may impact the production of corn (maize) and wheat as early as 2030, according to NASA researchers.
    Humans introduced a new life form to outer space on Friday as NASA astronauts harvested the first ever chile peppers onboard the International Space Station.
    The Northern Lights may be visible just in time for Halloween.
    On Thursday, the sun released a significant solar flare toward Earth, peaking at 11:35 a.m. EDT, scientists say.
    A good cleaning goes well beyond just the screen. If that’s all you’re focused on, you’re making an expensive mistake that could take years off your TV’s life.
    The scale presented contains seven levels that NASA said are "reflective of the winding, complicated staircase of steps that would lead to scientists declaring they’ve found life beyond Earth."
    The San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance announced Thursday that two female critically endangered California condors had successfully hatched eggs without the help of male condors.
    NASA is now targeting February 2022 for the launch of its powerful Space Launch System (SLS) rocket.
    The U.S. military launched three suborbital rockets this week from NASA's Wallops Flight Facility in Virginia.
    As cooler temperatures move over the eastern U.S., the West is forecast to see heavy rain and mountain snow, including what's known as a "bomb cyclone" near the Northwest.
  • How to Deal with Discouragement and Develop Exceptional People Skills

    Ever feel like giving up? Do you ever feel so... Read More

    Community After Tragedy

    One Friday in November, I began a journey from New... Read More

    Thinking About Attitude

    Attitude, has a way of preening itself, often without awareness... Read More

    A Good Joke Can Lighten the Mood

    A joke is a way of getting people to laugh.... Read More

    Strength Within

    For the twelve hundred hostages, most especially Timur Kasumova.It's a... Read More

    Why Positive Thinking Doesnt Work!

    There was someone I used to work with who, well... Read More

    Be Thankful for What You Have Got

    Did you know that the 911 equivalent in the UK... Read More

    Taking Responsibility for Yourself

    This week I happened to catch a few minutes of... Read More

    The 5 Winning Beliefs To Accomplish Anything In Life

    A more positive future, a happier life, a body that's... Read More

    Words, Ignorance, And Casper The Friendly Ghost!

    Words, Ignorance, and Casper The Friendly Ghost!Do your best to... Read More

    Absence Makes The Fear Go Yonder!

    Emotions are controlled by a combination of reason and action.... Read More

    Stop Complaining

    You don't need to a piece of paper to prove... Read More

    Change Your Attitude from a Whiner to a Winner

    Who are the Whiners? Whiners are the people who always... Read More

    Accepting Change

    Well I've finally done it...I turned my heat on. After... Read More

    What?!? No Bananas?

    "Where are your bananas?" It seemed like a logical question... Read More

    The Courage To Succeed!

    The hardest part of success is the **courage** you need... Read More

    The Difference Between the Curmudgeons and the Serene

    Have you ever noticed how many unhappy people there are... Read More

    Keep Your Cool

    Know your limits. Accept what you can't change and let... Read More

    Financial Abundance And Peace Of Mind Are One!

    There are only two emotions we can experience; love or... Read More

    How Our Thoughts Create Mental Bugs

    Our thoughts define who we are. They can make us... Read More

    Define Yourself With Confidence

    As a trainer of coaches I often teach my students... Read More

    Reacting To Given Situations!

    The milkman knocks at the door of the old lady's... Read More

    An Exercise To Open Your Mind To Your Possibilities

    Everything exists twice. First, in your mind. Later, before you... Read More

    Dump Those Negative Tapes

    Every time something doesn't go quite right (rather frequently for... Read More

    You Must Change the 148,000 Nos In Your Subconscious to Yes

    What does it take to succeed? How can you move... Read More

    Cadillac Deville rentals Blandinsville ...