You can learn a lot from children.The best part of all is the advice is priceless.
Walls looked so much better when they are decorated with artwork. Markers and crayons work best.
The living room is so much better for running around and making noise than your own bedroom. A couch is the best trampoline.
Money may not grow on trees, but it sure is always in your parents' pockets.
Real life, including your love life begins in kindergarten.
Parents are confusing. They tell you not to speak to strangers, then when you meet a stranger, they tell you to say hello.
Saying, "You look like Patrick from SpongeBob Squarepants is really a compliment.
No matter how many times you watch the same TV show, listen to the same song, read the same book, watch the same tape or dvd, you can never really get tired of it.
You can never have too many Thomas the Tank Engine trains or Hotwheels cars.
Even though you have your own bed, you just have to sleep in your parents' bed.
Mommy knows where all your toys are.
I don't know what boundaries are, but if you teach me, I'll respect your boundaries, if you respect mine.
There is always something important to tell your parents when they're on the telephone or talking to someone else.
If parents laugh when we say bad words, we'll just keep saying them.
You can never be sleepy or tired.
Although you are too full for any more dinner, you always have room for dessert.
Kids have selective hearing, we may hear you say, "Who wants ice cream?", but we can't hear when you say, "Turn the television off."
Everyone over the age of 10 is old, so there is a possibility that your parents did know Abraham Lincoln.
I may not know time, but I know when all my favorite tv shows are on.
My friendships can be broken and mended without parental involvement.
Sometimes, parents have more fun then the kids at parties, amusement parks and other events.
Know how to push your parents' buttons.
Five servings a day can consist of pizza, ice cream, french fries, fruit juice (or soda) and cookies.
Clothing should be optional.
Never tell me anything you don't want me to repeat in public.
Parents need to be better listeners too!
Parents make a big deal of little things.
You can never have too much candy.
It's ok to eat the same thing for lunch for a year.
A nickel is worth more than a dime because it's bigger.
A messy room has character.
There is a McDonald's restaurant wherever you go.
Why do you need to know how to tie your laces, when there are velcro straps on your shoes?
The best part of birthday parties are the party favors.
It's much easier to wake up early on weekends, then weekdays.
Scarves, gloves, hats, and sometimes jackets will get lost at school.
Fish are friends, but they die too soon.
The telephone is our enemy.
Five minutes is a long time to wait.
Brushing your teeth should not take longer than 30 seconds.
The response to "How was your day?" will almost always be "Good."
Why should bread have crust?
You don't need to use the bathroom until you're out of the house or in the car.
Keys, credit cards, and cell phones like to play hide and seek.
Green colored food is yucky.
Last, but not least, you can never get too many hugs or kisses throughout the day.
About The Author
Marie Magdala Roker is an Academic and Personal Development Coach and Certified Breakthrough Parenting Instructor who works with moms, teens, and college students and helps them empower themselves to get from where they are to where they want to be in life.
best cleaning company Highland Park ..Any parent whose baby has suffered from colic can tell... Read More
This past holiday season Canadians spent over $45 billion-with parents... Read More
Do you know what these famous people have in common?Alexander... Read More
Children and teenagers are relentlessly bombarded with merchandise that entices.... Read More
By not planning for the future we guarantee that we... Read More
Hints from Ruowen Wang? Keep a small basket filled with... Read More
It's funny how people seem to think that they have... Read More
When my son was 18 (and had finished school), he... Read More
Choosing a good car seat for your child's protection is... Read More
There is a front line and a back end to... Read More
In the wonderment of childhood, it is easier for a... Read More
Looking back through my files I've come across several great... Read More
Being a parent is a role that requires a large... Read More
The key to lifelong learning is reading and writing. When... Read More
Whether children attend public or private schools, they benefit when... Read More
How excited do kids get with the start of school... Read More
Ask parents what their biggest school year challenge is, and... Read More
The 'phone conversation had nothing at all to do with... Read More
Meningitis is an inflammation of the membranes around the brain... Read More
What Children Look for in a Friend?Is this child fun... Read More
I'll never forget my first lesson in a glider.I'd been... Read More
Reasearch into children's friendships shows that those children who are... Read More
Age 1: Invite only family members and close friends only... Read More
Everyone loves penguins. And now, everyone has a chance to... Read More
It was at that time when our marriage was falling... Read More
high-end home cleaning Winnetka ..Suppose that you rearrange your life to homeschool your child... Read More
A growing body of scientific evidence shows that the way... Read More
Until the moment I became a mother, I couldn't quite... Read More
Parents of teenagers frequently ask what can be done to... Read More
Teri was 5. As younger siblings do, she looked up... Read More
Dear MomOn this day set aside to honour "Mother's" let... Read More
All responsible parents would want to support their children, find... Read More
Wooden toys are one of the best alternatives for the... Read More
Many reasons will cause some people to feel the need... Read More
The popularity of EEG Biofeedback Training continues to grow both... Read More
By the time your children reach their teens, there is... Read More
A small town, somewhere in the world, was managed by... Read More
Until about the age of six, children do not generally... Read More
If you are currently homeschooling or considering homeschooling your child,... Read More
She slipped her small, soft eight-year-old hand into mine. Her... Read More
The main thing we noticed since having a baby is... Read More
Bullies are an ugly but very real part of childhood.... Read More
Home-schooling removes children from public school. That alone makes home-schooling... Read More
Checking accounts are an absolute necessity these days. You can... Read More
"Setting the alarm on Sunday mornings is inhuman?..God should know... Read More
When you're a parent it's a difficult decision to know... Read More
Most day cares are non-profit organizations that must operate within... Read More
Many children are jittery on the first day of school.... Read More
There is nothing pleasant about failure, at least not at... Read More
In our last issue we posted some of our suggested... Read More
Parenting |